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Lumberwoods
“ TH E   D E A C O N ’ S   S E A T “
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I N T R O D U C T I O N
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“Life is a joke that's just begun!”
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— "Three Little Maids from School are We,"
The Mikado, Gilbert & Sullivan
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In the lumberwoods, “The Deacon's Seat” is a sort of hallowed space. While simply constructed of a split log, such was the seating area in a logging camp bunkhouse from whence the old-time lumberjack would spin stories and sing songs to regale their fellows. On reflecting upon this, I thought what a fitting analogy for some little spot whereby I might address travelers to my own neck of the woods. And so, herein traveler, one will find the ramblings, musings, addresses, vituperations, &c. of a not-so-serious sort to convey to you officially that I have yet to shed my earthly trappings and ascend to any kingdom yet to come. That is to say in a rather cumbersome manner, “I ain't dead yet!” But still, if such is not sufficient to those ends, all are welcome to wire me a message through the modern system:
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JOURNAL   ENTRIES

Introduction
Contents
Folklore is Fun . . . Oct. 7, 2024
An Invisible Dilemma . . . Oct. 10, 2024
Success is Failure . . . Oct. 18, 2024
On the Dietary Habits of Witches . . . Nov. 1, 2024
A-Whoopin’s . . . Nov. 7, 2024
Had to Squeeze an Elf's Head . . . Nov. 15, 2024
Just Four Inches . . . Dec. 8, 2024
Chin-Waggin’ . . . Jan. 23, 2025
Squonks are Not Cryptids . . . Feb. 16, 2025






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