work out as planned. But still, the occasion must call for something. Now, do I have anything I should show you, nope. Okay, but, do I have anything I shouldn't? Well, actually... So, after all the April Fools' I've rambled on about fake things. Maybe in celebration of twenty years, I finally give y'all something real. Accordingly, here is a link to a 160 pg. book I wrote that is currently stewing in literary agent hell: This is Not a Bomb Threat! I'm sure nobody will mind. And probably, while not an invaluable contribution to literature, it is deffintely one thus designed to "wreak havoc" and do the old hodag proud! Now, I'd usually ramble on some more, but I think y'all might like to get to readin'. [ That LINK AGAIN ] Lenwood S. Sharpe, Director Lumberwoods, Unnatural History Museum Parts Unknown, The Woods, U.S.A.