WELCOME TRAVELERS OF THE HALLOW WOODS (August 28, 2026)— I want to tell you a story. So, our hero leaves the little village and embarks on a quest. Our hero crosses the continent, sails the great oceans and, at last, reaches the end of the world. At the end of the world, there is a mountain, and at the top a dragon. Our hero then, as such stories go, faces off with the dragon. Our hero then slays said dragon and finds in its den a treasure chest.
Our hero boldly flings open said treasure chest revealing— absolutely nothing. Our hero then returns back to the little village and nobody believes his "dragon story."
See, life's a lot like that. But here's where folks will try to confuse you. If you listen to them they will tell you that it was all for naught, because, after all, where is the treasure?
They do not understand that the treasure was never in the chest to begin with. The treasure was in crossing the continent, and it was in sailing the great oceans. It was in reaching the end of the world and slaying the dragon.
If it was money our hero sought, well, they'd have only to not spend every dime they ever made and there you go.
