observers? And if such would be the case, as this scenario posits, then would it not be reasonable to assume that in setting out in random places across a vast area a great many cookies, corn dogs, fish-rat sandwiches, or some such delicacy irresistible to anyone invisible or otherwise, each filled with a phosphoric substance, would make the inner linings of an invisible one visible? Furthermore, in doing so, would such not prove a much more sufficient remedy to catch a cloaked master criminal then the one put forward by H.G. Welles in his 1897 novel of the same? —You know what. Don't answer that. Please disregard, Lenwood S. Sharpe, Director Lumberwoods, Unnatural History Museum Parts Unknown, The Woods, U.S.A.