WATERLOO PLOVER: A favorable fowl famous and fortunate for its extraordinary eggs, these excellent edibles, if eagerly eaten, ascribe astonishing attributes to anyone so adventurous. Skinniness, stupidity and sickness is substituted for sturdiness, sagacity and strength; the ugly, unkempt and unseeingly are unveiled with an unbelievable upgraded. The chicken's clutch is chiefly the complexion of cedar, in color, the remaining resembling a rainbow of remarkable radiance. Ⓡ WATERLOO BONNEY: The prodigy of the previous plover that paired with pigeons providing a peculiar partnership. The offshoots of this odd overlapping were off-balanced with a lonely leg a little lower on the left. Many a marvelous mountaintop made their members merry, as they stood symmetrical on the slopes. If set on any straight and solid surface, they simply slipped. Those who dined on these delicious delicacies dully developed into hearty hoards, highlighting the height of human health. Ⓡ WHOPPERKNOCKER: An irascible entity that easily spies the sparks in a shotgun before the bullet begins to bound. Ⓣ TANEYCOMO TURTLE: A tumultuous tortoise taking to the timid tarn of Taneycomo inadvertently identified as an island by innumerable inhabitants. Ⓡ CHAWGREEN: A bear but with a big bushy brush, better befitting a badger or bobcat, bedecked as a barbers-pole. This pirating plunderer pilfers from particular people possessing a plentiful passel of top-notch tobacco. The taker of this treasure then tentatively tastes of it, twitching its teeth. Subsequently, the stealer spits its spoils splattering the substance in several separate spaces. Ⓡ

BASSIGATOR: A bogus and bewildering blend of both blue bass and audacious alligator. The animal is all amphibious on the anterior and a finny fish to follow. This figure, frequently forgotten, was famously featured at fairs for a formidable fee. CELOFAY: A mammoth malkin of Maine with a marvelous mastership of mimicry. This vocalist can vibrate its very voice with veritable ventriloquism. The curious cat is capable of casting its cry ’cross constraints and commonly into the confines of a cloistered camp. Ⓣ CABBIT: A rarity resembling a rambunctious rabbit crossed with the characteristics of a clamorous cat. Conversely, the creature combination could typically be a terrible typo in twenty types of text. GEE-GEE BIRD: An arctic aerialist that argues on arduous afternoons to the grief of GIs. The gelid gull generally gloats, “Gee-gee geesus—it’s cold.” A comment that is clearly a clever caricature on the criticism of cadets, if conscripted to climes that are callously cold and chili. Ⓦ CROSS-FEATHERED SNEE: This frostbitten, feathered fowl flutters and flourishes on fashionably frigid and frozen furrows. For it is inclined to the inclement and inhospitable, iciness in its immensity. The nondescript nests in natural nooks nearing the nadir of the negatives and is native to the northwest of nowhere and, nearly as is known, is never noticed by nobody. Naturally, the nudnik is in need of a knoll nearly as nonsymmetrical as knowable. After all, this asymmetric avian animal always is aware of any level land lying lengthwise in a liner layout. Unfortunately, unless it is unbalanced underneath, it is unable to be upright, as, unluckily, its unequal extremities eventually end it edgewise. Effectively, the entity is exceedingly exhausted and entirely exposed in this event.