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William T. Cox's
“ T H E    H O D A G    A N D   O T H E R   T A L E S    O F   T H E   L O G G I N G   C A M P S
(  90th  A N N I V E R S A R Y    H Y P E R T E X T   E D I T I O N  )
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Into the distant logging camp,
They’ll yoke you to another mate
And work you early, long and late.
The “goad stick’s point will puncture you
And make you loudly moan and moo.
They’ll hitch you to a logging sled
While I’ll be slumbering in my bed.
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They’ll hitch you to a crotch or sleigh,
And make you labor, day by day,
For three long weary months or more,
Until your bones are stiff and sore.
You’ll wade through snow up to your chest,
Without a daylight moment’s rest.
They’ll diet you on corn and hay,
And give you not a cent of pay.
And when the winter days are o’er
And “gentle spring” returns once more,
They’ll send you back from whence you
          came,
Though you be weary, sore and lame.
And when you’ve rested for a while,
And bright spring days begin to smile,
They’ll hitch you to the plow again,
And make you pull with might and main.
Horse flies will bite you on the nose,
Your ribs resound with kicks and blows.
Thus, month by month from year to year,
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You’ll follow up the same career,
Until you get too old and then,
They’ll send you to the slaughtering pen.
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They’ll chew your steaks, your bones they’ll
          boil
No more, you’ll cultivate the soil.
You mammoth brute, I ask you why,
You do not tyrant man defy.
If you had any wit or sense,
You’d pitch your boss across the fence.
You’d stomp him down into the mud,
And then lie down and chew your cud.
Now don’t you wish you were like me,
For I can climb the tallest tree,
My enemies can’t follow me,
When I skip up that big pine tree.
If hunters try to pierce my hide,
I’ll slip around on the other side.
If I’m pursued by cat or dog,
I’ll dodge into a hollow log,
If I’m chased by boy or girl,
They’ll find that I’m a cunning squirrel.
The buzzing flies don’t trouble me,
Neither does a bug or flea.
The forest trees supply my needs,
With sweet, nutritious nuts and seeds.
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