my permanent address was Sing Sing for quite a spell. My next book, I was more careful in selecting a title and this went over big and was one of the best sellers. It was called, “The Broken Brake Beam”, or “The Bum’s Flight from the Haunted Box Car”. Do you mean to say that you have never read that book?”
I told him that I had not read it. Then he went on, “I see that you are not up on the classics. I’d advise you to move into town. I mean no offense I am merely giving enlightenment.”
About six o’clock, he discovered what time it was and he started to sing something appropriate for the occasion :
“Six o’clock in the morning, the city whistle
blew
When a box car door flew open and a hobo
hove in view”.
Then he started on something else about his mother in law. I can’t remember it, I wish that I could. It went something like this,
“ A tarantula sat on a scorpion’s back
And howled in ghoulish glee
I’ve side tracked my dear mother in law
And I’m off for the Sante Fe.”
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